THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
Boyfriend cheats on her. Her response. She forever my idol
I need those shoes, that jacket, that attitude.
She would have to see me with the hands. That’s some next level shit.Me when Ellis cheated on me with that catfish
BLESS HER FUCKN LIIIIFE